Jokes of the Day‏

>A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'

>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'

>'Oh, I see,' replied the boy pensively.
>'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
>He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are >there 3 in this package?'

>The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for>Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

>'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

>'Those are for college men.' the dad answers.
>'Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.'

>'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

>With a sigh, the dad replied
>'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

>Ha Ha HA !