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A Man In The Coffee Bean

FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS

This is interesting

after you find the guy, it's so obvious.

Once you find him, you think . . . Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than in most people.

If! you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!!

Jokes of the Day‏

>A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'

>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'

>'Oh, I see,' replied the boy pensively.
>'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
>He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are >there 3 in this package?'

>The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for>Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

>'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

>'Those are for college men.' the dad answers.
>'Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.'

>'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

>With a sigh, the dad replied
>'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

>Ha Ha HA !

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

Brain Tumor

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too....I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

Spelling lesson

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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