聪明的老公鸡

在宽广的草原上，牧场主人为省一分是一分。

通常养一百只母鸡，只会养一只公鸡以用于繁殖，

毕竟公的又不会生蛋，买多了 也没用。

有一天........ 牧场主人买了一只新的年轻的公鸡回来。

因为觉得原本养的老公鸡也老了， 所以找个年轻的来帮忙。

老公鸡看到这只年轻的公鸡就气呼呼的说：

『你来干什么！我还强壮的很！不需要你的帮忙！』

年轻的公鸡很无辜的说：『我我..........』

『不要说了！』老公鸡叫道。

『我就不信我比不上你们这些年轻人，

这样吧！我们来做个比赛，

你就试着追我吧，

如果跑不过我，你就给我乖乖离开这；

如果我跑输你，我就闭嘴，这一百只母鸡都交给你。』

于是这只年轻的公鸡开始追着老公鸡在草原上奔跑。

『砰！』突然牧场主人拿起枪来把年轻的公鸡杀了。

并且骂道......... 『妈的！这已经是第十次买到同性恋的公鸡了！』

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Upside-Down House in The World

A Polish businessman and philanthropist say he has built this upside down house to remind people of wrongdoings against humanity. The house has been attracting thousands of tourists. People visiting the house start to feel sea-sick once they are inside. "Mankind spoiling this world, and only mankind can fix it...", the owner of this new wonder said. The house took 5 times longer to build than a normal house.

It took 114 days to build the structure - a typical project made by Czapiewski's cooperation which specializes in wooden houses, would normally take 21 days to construct. He remembers that his workers had to take an hour's break every three hours while working inside the house because they were feeling disorientated and confused from the strange angles of the walls.

The upside down house is not the first unusual structure made or devised by Czapiewski. He is infamous for making the longest single piece of wood in the world - a Guinness World Record. Czapiewski also smuggled a complete antique house out of Russia. The house was built by Polish detainees sent in their thousands to desolate regions of Siberia by Russian Tsars in the eighteenth century. Because of its age, suspected to be over 240 years old, the Siberian house was officially an antique and therefore illegal to export.